What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 18:10

Octopussy
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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